Showing posts with label communists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label communists. Show all posts

17.2.11

Runescape is Communist!

Check out this scathingly insightful video about the communist conspiracy in Runescape! The next generation (via brainwashing of the 10-year-old male demographic) is slowly being turned communist! Eventually, they will rise up and overthrow our capitalist overlords (horrors!), much to the chagrin of rich people, I guess. Seriously though, the video kind of sucks, but I didn't really want to make an account, level it up enough to acquire the *spoiler* appropriate items and do it myself. Hide your kids, hide your wife, etc...but mainly your kids. IT'S THEM THEY'RE AFTER.

Karl Marx is pleased. I'm not really sure what's up with MJ.
Neutral Milk Hotel - Communist Daughter (In the Aeroplane Over the Sea)
This song doesn't actually have anything to do with communism.

In other news, happy birthday Kim Jong-il! Why does it seem like there are a lot less words in the subtitles than what they're actually singing...

17.1.11

MUFFINS

guys I just ate a galactically enormous muffin from Tim Hortons. It was a nice banana flavour, not too strong or anything, with some nuts to keep the weak (ie those allergic to nuts) from enjoying such delectable 'canadian' goodness. ummm it was pretty good.

I made the album art smaller than normal because I think it's kind of ugly and didn't want to cause distress to certain viewers who were 'scarred' by the image in the previous post...

Handsome Furs - Radio Kaliningrad

Some wholesome Canadian indie goodness! It's all about Canada today...

10.1.11

if you can hold a fork, you can go to York

"a pretentious, Marxist school in the Northernmost point of Toronto..."
"An ultra-liberal post-secondary institution (though it should be called a high school)..."
"some important characteristics of this shithole:
1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views."
"York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities."
-urbandictionary.com
Man, it's a good thing I didn't apply there! I mean, check out how bitter this one guy is:
"Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit"
HE SURE SOUNDS MAD....

I checked out their club listings and there was one called "B'nai Brith OnCampus" except I read it as birth so I thought this was a club for giving birth on campus, which is kind of weird tbh. But they do have a ninja club which must either be extremely cool or extremely lame. probably the latter. No Marxist club, sorry.